Oh say can you SEE!
Coming soon to a pool, lake, river, pond, the Gandy Beach in Tampa, Florida...
DENIM SPEEDOS YOU GUYS!
Wait, you mean, like BLUE JEANS, only SPEEDOS?!
You are d**n right, America. They're not just a thing. They're THE THING. And if anyone has anything bad to say about the clothing-interpretation of the sound of FREEDOM then they better look in the mirror and ask themselves just how much they LOVE AMERICA because if you LOVE THE USA you LOVE THESE DENIM SPEEDOS.
My heart is so full of pride right now.
I mean, if I looked good in an XXL size of these freedom-loving swimtrunks, I'd rock those badboys by the pool at the first chance I could.
Denim. Speedos. Are. Here. Get ready, Summer... this season... FREEDOM knows no BOUNDS!
#HomeOfTheBrave.